Saturday, February 19, 2011

Donaire won the game



Nonito Donaire Jr. (born on November 16, 1982) is a Filipino American professional boxer. He is a two-division world champion. He is a known switch-hitter with the ability to fight either Southpaw or orthodox. Currently, Donaire holds the WBC Continental Americas Bantamweight Title. He is the former WBA Super Flyweight Interim World Champion, IBF World Flyweight Champion and IBO World Flyweight Champion. He is also currently rated by The Ring as the number five pound-for-pound boxer in the world. His surname is often mispronounced as do-nayr but it's properly pronounced as
do-nigh-reh. HE WON THE MATCH HE COMPETED IN
RECENTLY THIS FEB. 20, 2011


Real name: Nonito Donaire Jr.
Nickname(s): The Filipino Flash
Rated at:  Flyweight
Height: 5 ft 7 in (1.70 m)
Nationality: Filipino
Birth date November 16, 1982 (1982-11-16) (age 26)
Birth place Talibon, Bohol, Philippines
Stance Orthodox
Boxing record
Total fights 22
Wins 22
Wins by KO 14
Losses 1
Draws 0


Fernando Montiel Martínez (born March 1, 1979 in Los Mochis, Sinaloa, Mexico) is a Mexican professional boxer in the Bantamweight division. He's currently the WBO and WBC Bantamweight champion. Fernando is also the former WBO Flyweight and Super Flyweight champion. Montiel is currently rated by The Ring Magazine as the number seven pound-for-pound boxer in the world.

Nick Name: "Cochulito" (The Rooster)
Date of birth: March 1, 1979
Location of birth: Los Mochis, Mexico
Height: 5 ft. 4 in. (162 cm.)
Weight:
Rated at: Bantamweight
Stance: Orthodox
Total fights 44 
Wins39 
Wins by KO29 
Losses3 
Draws2

Nonito "The Filipino Flash" Donaire won the WBO and WBC bantam weight title belt that is belongs to his opponent, Fernando Montiel of Mexico, in a scheduled 12-round bout at Mandalay Bay Resort in Las Vegas.He won the match in the second round by his swift left hook and a follow up by his right hook.

Montiel stand up right away after he was knock out, unfortunately, he was not able to stand Donaire eager punch so the referee stop the fight.

The fight has ended in 2 minutes and 25 seconds of  round two.

Friday, February 18, 2011

3 idiots




An idiot, dolt, or dullard is a mentally deficient person, or someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way. Archaically the word mome has also been used. The synonymous terms moron, imbecile, and cretin have all gained specialized meanings in modern times. An idiot is said to be idiotic, and to suffer from idiocy. A dunce is an idiot who is specifically incapable of learning. An idiot differs from a fool (who is unwise) and an ignoramus (who is uneducated/an ignorant), neither of which refer to someone with low intelligence. A foolish or stupid person.

 In this movie you will know a different definition type of idiots.
3 Idiots (Hindi:) is a 2009 Indian comedy film directed by Rajkumar Hirani, with a screenplay by Abhijat Joshi, and produced by Vidhu Vinod Chopra. It was loosely adapted from the novel Five Point Someone by Chetan Bhagat. 3 Idiots stars Aamir Khan, R. Madhavan, Sharman Joshi, Kareena Kapoor, Omi Vaidya, Parikshit Sahni and Boman Irani.

Famous cast:


3 Idiots is a heart warming film that would make you cry and laugh and realize that we must live life to the fullest and do the things that we like so that we will be truly happy and not regret in our death bed. Life is all about serving others and at the end of the journey we will find our selves.

Boman Irani as Viru Sahastrebuddhe (ViruS) – is the teacher of the three idiots in the Imperial College of Engineering "ICE" and the father of Pia. He is a father who wanted his son to be an engineer, unfortunately his son committed suicide just like the other students in ICE because of too much pressure from his dictator and merciless teacher.


 Aamir Khan as Ranchoddas "Rancho" Shamaldas Chanchad / Phunsukh Wangdu – he has the heart of being a good friend.  He has the characteristic of being resourceful, loving and kind, optimistic and has initiative. He always has positive view in life, in every bad situation he always looks at the bright side and fined ways to solve or at least ease the pain. He is a free spirited person, who follows his passion, desire and does the things that he thought that is right. With his actions by helping his friends and the family of his friend he earned the trust and loves of his friends, Pia daughter of Mr. Virus their engineering teacher and the people in the campus. Though most of the times he has this attitude of being philosopher.

Sharman Joshi as Raju Rastogi came from a poor family, his father and mother were sick people and his sister is unmarried since they don’t have a dowry. A dowry (also known as trousseau or tocher or, in Latin, dos) is the money, goods, or estate that a woman brings to her husband in marriage. His father also wanted him to graduate a Baccalaureate degree in Engineering so that when he graduated and get a good job he can take their family out from poverty. He is a type of person who easily give up with problems one time he committed suicide since Mr. Virus pressured him to write a letter to his family that he is kick off in ICE or be a witness that Ranjo is the culprit of urinating on their door house.

R. Madhavan as Farhan Qureshi whose father wanted him to become an engineer as well but he can’t say no to his father about the course engineering since he know that his dad would be angry and that what would other people say about his son and their family reputation. But his passion and desire is to become a wild life photographer. He is a type of person who has no courage to face the situation that he is in.

Kareena Kapoor as Pia Sahastrebuddhe the daughter of Mr. Virus and she is a doctor. She was about to marry to a man who’s interest is only with his money and costly items. Raju and Farhan rescued him from that marriage since they know that she still in love with Rancho. Pia is beautiful women who fall in love with Rancho because of Rancho’s attitude.

Omi Vaidya as Chatur Ramalingam (Silencer) is the classmates of the 3 idiots at ICE. He is a type of person who is intelligent however boastful in some ways. He always wanted
to be the first and be the best among the rest. Unfortunately, Rancho always ahead of him and for that reason he was to jealous of Rancho.

In this movie for Mr. Virus their teacher “life is a race” and is “survival of the fittest” the first person who finishes first is the 1st and the greatest. There is no 2nd or 3rd there is only 1st.  One time there was a student who committed suicide because the teacher did not accept the project since the deadline has laps.  When Rancho knew the reason he confronted the teacher about hi’s wrong teaching and the way he handle the students. He said to the teacher whose philosophy is beyond his teachers understanding.

Rancho writes 2 words on the blackboard and asked the students including his teacher to look for the meaning of the words in 30 seconds. The time is up and no one was able to find the answer.

Rancho:

No one got the answer? Now rewind your life for a minute. When I asked this question were you excited? Curious? Thrilled that you’d learn something new? Any one? Sir? No, You all got into a frantic race. What’s the use of such methods even if you come first.  Will your knowledge increase? This is a college not a pressure cooker.

Even a circus lion learns to sit on a chair in fear of the whip. But you call such a lion well trained, not well educated.

Mr. Virus:
Hello! This is not a philosophy class. Just explain those two words.

Rancho: Sir, this words doesn’t exist. These are friends name Farhan and Ranju.

FARHANITRATE / PRERAJULISATION

Mr. Virus:
Quite!!! Non sense. Is this how you’ll teach engineering?

Rancho:
Sir I wasn’t teaching engineering you’re an expert at that. I was teaching you how to teach. And I’m sure one day you’ll learn because unlike you, I never abandon my week students. Bye sir.

And he runs away hahaha


People always say that life is too short, but why do we always such in a hurry. Why do we make our days shorter by doing things that can harm us and makes us unhappy or force others to do something that they don’t want too? How can we then live our life to the fullest? I remember when I was at grade school and wish to be a grown person so that I could do what grown people do. But now I am grown and wish to be a child again so that I could play and not worry about problems in life.

A lesson that we need to learn in this movie is that we should not let other dictate or direct our life. We our selves are the engineers of our future by doing what is necessary and that would align to our long term goals. That doesn’t also mean that we do not need to consult other peoples advises. We need our parents, friends and those people who is near to us so we could find a good foundation for our decisions.

We do not study so that we can boast to the world that we are successful and better than other people but rather to help those who are behind us. The movie teaches us to learn and live and not let our passion die, just like the quote “Learn as if you were going to live forever, live as if you were going to die tomorrow”.

Life is too short and so we must enjoy it to the fullest, disregard critics, stands on your ground, no matter what other say at the end it is only you who will suffer or became happy. Although life is not only about happiness it also comes with responsibilities and responsibilities tailed with sufferings, sadness, heart aches, sacrifices and sometimes consideration about the situation.

For example if we were not happy with our jobs then we must find a new one that will make us happy, productive and useful. As what Confucius said “Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.






Life is A race from the 3 idiots movie




Great story very inspiring....it doesn't matter who comes first or last, or who's rich or poor, nor who's has the power to rule or not. what matters most is we enjoy the things that we do...

Get Virus here



Another funny episode packed with engineering strategies awp ^_^

From the past episode Rancho and his friends was got busted when they gate crash at the wedding of Pia's sister. Rancho reason out that they were doing engineering for the lights at the reception and that they have made a project that can be use.

On this episode Pias's sister is having her baby delivery unfortunately there is a black out because of the storm. Rancho asked one of his friend to get the project that they maid where they named it after their teacher "Virus". So his friends took Mr. Virus out of the building but it is not him his referring to but the project. Mr. Virus murmured why should he be took out. hahahaha

"Define Books" from the movie 3 Idiots



Hahaha I love this episode..Idiots were smarter than intelligent person sometimes...hahaha

The teacher ask Rancho to define a machine.So, Rancho did explain it in a laymans term and give examples about machine and how does it work and affects daily activities. However the teacher Mr. Virus was not satisfied with his answer. Then the teacher called another student and asked him the same question. The next student was able to give the definition in educational term and so the teacher was satisfied with the answer. Rancho tried to explain that he give the same meaning in simple language but the teacher did not bite his explanation. Mr. Virus asked him to off the class.


So he did went off but then he went back since he forgot something and the teacher asked.
Mr. Virus: Why are you back?
Rancho: I forgot something!
Mr. Virus: What!!??
Rancho:Instruments that record, analyze, summarize,organize debate and explain information; that are illustrated, non-illustrated, hard bound paper back, jacketed, non-jacketed with foreword , introduction, table of contents, index that are intended for the enlightenment, understanding, enrichment, enhancement and education of the human brain through the sensory route vision , sometimes touch.

"The teacher is speechless and didn't understand"
Mr. Virus: What do you mean?
Rancho: Books, Sir! Books...I forgot my books. . may I?

Classmates: Laughing hahaha I laugh too hahaha
Mr.Virus: Couldn't you ask simply?
Rancho: "Relate it with the question that his teacher asked him earlier..."
              I tried it earlier sir but it didn't work!

Classmates: laughing hahaha
Hahaahaha noobs ning maestroha hehehe...istuyahi!!!!!!!

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

His name is Michael!!!

One shitty core shift a customer called since the service keeps going down and want to speak with a supervisor..
"Babae Kau xag Tingog" His voice is Gay....

Tech Support: Good Evening your through to technical support my name is...
Customer: I want to speak to your supervisor..
Tech Support: Be advised we have a standard operating procedure, before I can put you to my supervisor I need to have your account details "Mam"
Customer: My account number is XXXXX..
Tech Support: "go through all the verification process"
                     Thank you Ms. Michael, how can I help you...

Customer: Your server keeps going down..."bla bla bla nag Misa ang customer! taas ug litanya"
Tech Support: Our apologies for the inconvenience MAM!
Customer: "IRATE" Hey! Hey! Why are you keep calling me mam, I'm a sir, you already called me 5 times Mam, pass me to your supervisor I want to complain against you and the company. I want you to be kick off from your company....

Tech Support:"Exaggerate ra kau ang buang 5 times daw lol 3 times ra gani.."
                      I'm sorry Mam, I mean sir, I didn't mean that, its just you sound like a girl.

Customer: No I'll take it as an offense, pass me to your supervisor, now!!!!!! shagiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!
Tech Support: Okay, Sir, I'll put you on hold for a moment and I'll talk to my supervisor.
Hold "Sigeg katawa lol kay ang customer gay kau hahaha pero yaw2x sad kay murag buang customer dili mo dawat ug sorry haha bahala siya!! kiha lang uroy...lol..."

Techsupport: I'll put you to my supervisor now...
Customer: Thank you...


Supervisor: Hi my name is Supervisor Name....
How can I help you MAM?

Customer: What did you just call me?

Super Visor: Pina Private Message...Nimels ka babae Ug tingog na sayop ko...

Sup&Agent: katawa ahahahhaha hahahayzzzz istoryaheeee!!!!! Basin Michelle na siya hahaha na sayop lang ug pangan iyang parents lol...

                         

Can't access E-mail daw....

Customer called cause he can't send/receive e-mail and can't access google. Our business establishment does also provide web hosting  and broadband.

Tech Support: Good morning your through to technical support, may name is....Can I have the account number please.

Customer: I don't have my account number, I can't access my e-mail.

Tech Support: Be fore we proceed I just need to have your details to check for your records.

Customer: "Irate gamay, gi sapot kay bag-o mata lagi"
                 I told  you I don't have any details, you provide my e-mail I can't send/receive e-mail.
               
Tech Support: Can I have the e-mail address in question please..."Isang kilay gamay!!!"
Customer: My e-mail is taka2x@mydomain.com

Tech Support:

"Searching records." na wrong spelling pa jud samot hahaha usab nasad pa spell out ang domain. ug nasuko ang customer kay gi pa spell out siya lol...daghan baya domain same pag pronounce pero lahi spelling....

Customer: My Domain is "Pina SHAGIT!!!" A for APPLE B for BOAT, C for CAT, I for INDIA, etc....

Tech support: Thank you...trouble shoot sa e-mail ga tuwad2x bali2x na wla jud ni work ug gi sapot samot ang customer gusto ug supervisor, then...

                      Sir, please can you try to google to google,

Customer: I can't even access google...
Tech Suppport: Who's the provider of your Broadband?
Customer: My broadband Provider is name of company...
Tech Support: "Silent mode" malikas...taas kau ang call human2x wla d i siyay internet dili pa jud among internet service...Minghoy agent hhahahaha Istoryaheeeeee....
                      Please be advised that the issue is with your broadband please contact your ISP,,,,


Phone: toooot...toooot hang up customer...uwaw siya hahaha..hahayzzzz ISTORYAHEEEEE!!!


                     

Billing Inquiry

A customer called to inquire about his bills.


Tech Support: Good Afternoon your through company name, my name is agent name, Can I have your customer ID please.

Customer: My ID number is XXXXXX

Tech Support: Thank you and Can I have your name please?

Customer: My name is Mr.____
Tech Support: How may I help you?

Customer: Yes, I tried to contact your billing department but I went through to you?
Tech Support: Be advised that billing is close.

Customer: Why is your billing department close?

Tech Support: The billing department is close because they are not open....

Customer: Hahaha....make sense....
Tech Support: "Silent mode" Jologs ngutana lagi close gani!!!!...kay ug open pa di meaning dili close hahahah noobs.....istoryaheee......

Call Boy

Many people asked why call center agents paid so much. Some thought it is an easy job and easy money, setting pretty for 8 hours and talk the whole shift over the phone with the people you don't even knew. But being a "Call Boy" is definitely not an easy job, it's more stressful than working in a manufacturing company.  We're paid to be a dart board for irate customers and Dull customers.  We are the front line soldiers of the company.

Real Thing Happened:

"Lets morning the nyt, afternoon sa cebu and morning sa uk." As if taga UK kay nag good afternoon pa lolz

Tech Support: Good Afternoon, your through to tech support, my name is...Can I have the ACCOUNT NUMBER please...

Customer: My account number is www.mydomain.com
Tech Support: "Phone silent mode" BOGO Account number ga-an bag website...La kaila ug number siguro
                       Sir/Mam, the account number is actually a number... "yaw2x customer kay wla xa kaila ug unsay account number"

Tech Support: Hahayzzz istoryahee sir/mam!!!

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"Hinawayon na Doctor"

Doc: Ma’am, naa kay breast cancer.
Ma’am: ha? tinuod ka doc? dili man ko katuo sa imong gisulti! i’m
healthy! naa pa ka second opinion?
Doc: Bati pa jud kag nawong!
Ma'am: Yabag ka Doc! Storyahee!! <suko!!>

"Naka Save"

bana: gang, naka-save ko ug 6.00 karon kay ako na man gigukod ang
jeep, wala man ko mu sakay
asawa: bogo! taxi unta imung gigukod aron mas dako imong na-save
bana: Awp uu sa!! ahaha Storyahee!!!

"Baril" literal sad kau si Lola

security: excuse me po mam, titingnan ko lang ang bag yo kung
merong baril .
tiguwang: buang ka! di man gani maigo ang balde sa akong bag,
baril pa kaha!
security: hahaha istoryahee!!

"Problema NATIN"

BF: may malaki ako problema.
GF: wag mo sabihin problema MO lang, problema NATIN dahil
nagmamahalan tayo. ngayon ano problema natin?
BF: nabuntis NATIN si inday at TAYO ang ama..
GF: Istoryahee!!!

"Mamukong"

babae: nong! sakay ko!
drivr: cge! asa man ka?
bbae: diha lang sa kanto! naay bayad ang bata?
drivr: ay libre lang kay duol man.
bbae: ah, ang mosabak naay bayad?
drivr: wala gihapon!
bbae: cge nak! sabaka ko…
Driver: Istoryahee!!!

istuyahi

How do I come up the blog title "Istuyahi". Istuyahi came from the popular expression here in cebu city "istoryahe" and combination of  my last name Tuya. Istorya means to "Talk" and istoryahe means talking nonsense topics or talking exaggerating words.

Example: A guy dated a girl and she found out that the girl is sexy and he said to the girl.

Guy: Are you on fire?
Girl: Why!!?
Guy: Because your so hot!!!
Girl: Istoryaheee!! ^_^
Guy: ^_^ hehehe