Can't access E-mail daw....

Customer called cause he can't send/receive e-mail and can't access google. Our business establishment does also provide web hosting  and broadband.

Tech Support: Good morning your through to technical support, may name is....Can I have the account number please.

Customer: I don't have my account number, I can't access my e-mail.

Tech Support: Be fore we proceed I just need to have your details to check for your records.

Customer: "Irate gamay, gi sapot kay bag-o mata lagi"
                 I told  you I don't have any details, you provide my e-mail I can't send/receive e-mail.
               
Tech Support: Can I have the e-mail address in question please..."Isang kilay gamay!!!"
Customer: My e-mail is taka2x@mydomain.com

Tech Support:

"Searching records." na wrong spelling pa jud samot hahaha usab nasad pa spell out ang domain. ug nasuko ang customer kay gi pa spell out siya lol...daghan baya domain same pag pronounce pero lahi spelling....

Customer: My Domain is "Pina SHAGIT!!!" A for APPLE B for BOAT, C for CAT, I for INDIA, etc....

Tech support: Thank you...trouble shoot sa e-mail ga tuwad2x bali2x na wla jud ni work ug gi sapot samot ang customer gusto ug supervisor, then...

                      Sir, please can you try to google to google,

Customer: I can't even access google...
Tech Suppport: Who's the provider of your Broadband?
Customer: My broadband Provider is name of company...
Tech Support: "Silent mode" malikas...taas kau ang call human2x wla d i siyay internet dili pa jud among internet service...Minghoy agent hhahahaha Istoryaheeeeee....
                      Please be advised that the issue is with your broadband please contact your ISP,,,,


Phone: toooot...toooot hang up customer...uwaw siya hahaha..hahayzzzz ISTORYAHEEEEE!!!